WELCOME TO MOONJELLY

Jun 9, 2021

Oh, To Be A Cat Napping Next To Sliced Avocado In The Sun

The fact that I’m not this cat is unacceptable.

Jun 6, 2021

I’m Super Not Jealous That Meena Harris Was Published In McSweeney’s

McSwearsies.

Jun 2, 2021

Just Go Get A Haircut, Alright?

I’m telling you this, because I care about you, because I am you.